Cuff ‘Em: Gorilla And Banana Spend 16 Hours In Jail, Sex Offender On Football Team, Ex-NFLer Gets 12 Years & A Pill Dealing Cheerleader

In Texas: Make a cop climb a fence, spend 16 hours in jail 

“Cuff ‘Em” is a daily look at who’s in trouble with the law. It’s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.