Cuff ‘Em: EKU Douche Pleads Not Guilty To Jacking Douche, Virginia QB Doesn’t Like Scholarship & Fake ID Issue At Ole Miss

Walker to court: I didn’t steal that douche. 

“Cuff ‘Em” is a daily look at who’s in trouble with the law. It’s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.