Top 4 Things Going Through This Guy's Mind

The look on this guy’s face says:

1. This isn’t happening to me in this lifetime.

2. She has no idea what I dream about while watching Thursday night football.

3. My eyes can prowl and she’ll never catch me looking at her cleavage.

4. It’s going to be pretty embarrassing to pitch a tent right here in front of 90,000 fans.

[Photo Credit]
Why…it’s Erin Andrews and some random dude captured at the USC-OSU game.

It’s a slow week. Quit your bitching.