Cuff ‘Em: Getting Naked At Texas Tech Could Be Embarrassing & Colorado State Cornerback Grabs Crotch Has Nose Broken In 7 Places

CSU’s DeAngelo Wilkinson in happier times before having his nose broken.

“Cuff ‘Em” is a daily look at who’s in trouble with the law. It’s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

  • Attention, ladies. If you get naked at a Texas Tech game, are arrested and the fuzz doesn’t have anything to cover you in, the trip to the station will be pretty breezy. You will go to jail naked, says officer.
  • Speaking of public nudity, a quarterback from Southeast Missouri State was arrested this week for failing to appear on public indecency charges. He was originally ticketed for taking a leak in public.