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Cuff ‘Em: Former Raider Kicks To The Head, Berkeley Tree Huggers Leave Perch, Stupid Husker Fan Pays & Lambeau Arrests

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Clarence Love knows “football-style kicking,” police report. [Photo Credit]

“Cuff ‘Em” is a daily look at who’s in trouble with the law. It’s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

  • Does your favorite NFL team need a kicker? If so, former No Fun League defensive back Clarence Love might be your guy. Police arrested him Saturday for “football-style kicking” the head and side of a person who was lying on the ground. Hmm, what is that style? Like going Rick Dempsey on a guy’s head? Impressive, if so.
  • FINALLY!!! Those pesky tree hugging, tofu eating, no good punks in Berkeley finally came down but made the police wait two years. Jail awaits the punks. Time for a sports complex!

BUSTEDCOVERAGE Writer
I started Busted in 2007, sold it in 2011 and Coed kept me around to run this operation. Based in Ohio. Contact me: @bustedcoverage
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