Daily Dump: Ladies On The Prowl At VMAs, Adidas Dresses College Losers, Washigton Huskies Get Hosed & Erin Andrews Wants Hoagie


She’s Russian and is a singer. America (& BC) needs more of Anna.

Week One of the NFL: Decent.

Yeah, Tom Brady became mortal and the AFC East just opened up for a new champion. Indy showed it can be beat since a guy with a neckbeard went into Oil Stadium and demolished that defense. Thanks to Al Michaels for telling the world that Orton is now married. You should have seen our Google search term hits go crazy. Type in “Kyle Orton wife” to see the reason.

In college football, we’d like to thank the Buckeyes for showing up in the second half and not ruining our trip to L.A.

Finally, what the hell is the U.S. Open doing going until 11:30 p.m.? Do we really need the women’s championship starting so late on a Sunday night? Against the first Sunday Night Football game? Not very smart.

Today’s Dump:

Ladies were on the prowl last night at the VMAs [Coed]

Look at the list of college teams wearing Adidas; major losers [Angry T]

Washington gets hosed on stupid celebration penalty call [Losers With Socks]

College basketball pioneer Don Haskins passed yesterday [The Starting Five]

The Gameday Highlights: EA wants hoagie face & some signs [College Game Balls]

God writes Pats fan to say he’s sorry for taking Tom Brady [Blue Monkey Disco Party]

All time best movie “players” [Legend of Cecilio Guante]

Lance Armstrong a 4-seed in Biggest Sports Douche tournament [Sports Crackle Pop]

James Hetfield is an Armani-wearing badass [Holy Taco]

The reason fatties aren’t allowed inside the Moon Bounce [YepYep]

A game for the office this morning: Guess the breasts [on205th]

Kendra Wilkinson changes her look, boobs remain enlarged [Cuzoogle]

Lohan turns down $700K to show boobs to Hef [Derober]

Lady Hardstyle likes clothes that barely fit [Hottest Girls Of MySpace]