On The Tube: Patriots Unveil Teenage Cheerleader

The Patriots, today, unveil their teenage cheerleading sensation, Becca. 

Today’s Can’t Miss: Big Gay Rich will have two eyes on the WNBA while every single straight, bloody meat eating, Belgian beer drinkin’ American male will have a finger on the trigger between Fox and CBS. If you are desperate for chicks other than those NFL ass shakers, there is always the US Open women’s doubles championship. 

Golf:PGA European Tour, Omega European Masters, final round, The Golf Channel, 8 a.m. PGA Tour, BMW Championship, final round, NBC, 2 p.m. Nationwide Tour, Utah Championship, final round, The Golf Channel, 6:30 p.m.

Major League Baseball:Chicago Cubs at Cincinnati, WGN, 1 p.m. Los Angeles Angels at Chicago White Sox, TBS, 2 p.m. Philadelphia at New York Mets, ESPN, 8 p.m.

Motor sports:FIA Formula One World Championship, ING Belgian Grand Prix, Speed Channel, 7:30 a.m. IRL Firestone Indy Lights, SunRichGourmet.com 100, at Joliet, Ill., ESPN2, 12:30 p.m. NASCAR Sprint Cup, Chevy Rock & Roll 400, ESPN, 1 p.m IRL IndyCar Series, Peak Antifreeze & Motor Oil IndyCar 300, at Joliet, Ill., ABC, 3:30 p.m. HANNspree Superbike World Championship, at Derby, England, Speed Channel, 6 p.m. (same-day tape) NASCAR Nationwide Series, Emerson Radio 250, at Richmond, Va., ESPN2, 7 p.m.

NFL:Regional coverage, Fox and CBS, 1 p.m. and 4 p.m. Chicago at Indianapolis, NBC, 8 p.m.

Tennis:U.S. Open, women’s doubles championship, USA, 1 p.m., men’s semifinals, CBS, 4 p.m., women’s championship, CBS, 9 p.m.

WNBA:San Antonio at Connecticut, ABC, 1 p.m.