The Afternoon Dump: New WR for Cinci, Obama Plays Football, Shawn Johnson Competes With Boys, Edwards & His Money

I think everyone would go watch Jessica play football.

Day 5. I think I am starting to get the hang of what I have to do.

Most NCAA teams start their games tomorrow. I will be watching it, you will be watching it, end of story. Since I go to Purdue it seems natural to hate Ohio State, so with that statement I am going to have to pick Youngstown State over Ohio State. Final Score: Youngstown 24 Ohio State 21.

Random Purdue Fact: There are 45 Fraternities and 25 Sororities on campus.

Have a good one guys.

Afternoon Dump

Chad Johnson no more, long live Chad Ocho Cinco [SPORTSbyBROOKS]

Obama is the new star football player for Washington [Mr. Irrelevant]

Sperm Banks are looking for the pros [Machochip]

Shawn Johnson is the only girl in this one [Loser with Socks]

It seems like everyone is coming out with their own fragrance, Christina [Celebridiot]

Fat guys and skinny women, this is the end result [on 205th]

If any normal person could have an affair and make money, life would be different [CollegeOTR]

The best courtroom scenes [uncoached]

Now we know about balconies [Bright Black Internet]

Some simple predictions [College Game Balls]