Dr. Lou Holtz Opens Season With Modified Shocker

TV Tan Line caught this personal moment last night from Holtz

Christ, Lou, is already at it this season.

Spitting at Reece Davis. Starring last night in another stupid pep talk. Showing off his modified shocker gestures to the college coeds.

Somebody make it stop.

ESPN got at least one game right. Stanford-Oregon State was decent unless you were on EST. When’s the last time you saw a touchback win a football game?

We’re calling it right now. This will be Lou’s final season at the Leader. He’s retarded, hard to understand and is a circus act. Actually, ESPN should be ashamed of using him as a prop.