â€œCuff â€˜Emâ€ is a daily look at whoâ€™s in trouble with the law. Itâ€™s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.
- Dawg (seen above) is in the can for pulling a gun on another teen to steal his hat and shoes. It just happens that the punk is also a stud high school football player in Texas.
- Listen up Bowling Green State University football players. Finding a credit card and then walking into a store to buy an Xbox with it doesn’t usually go well. Morons never figured the store cameras would catch them.