â€œCuff â€˜Emâ€ is a daily look at whoâ€™s in trouble with the law. Itâ€™s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.
- Football coach goes Woody Hayes on 8-year-old, throws kid to ground and holds him by the face mask. Of course a parent had to call the cops and the guy gets cuffed.
- A West Virginia high school football player is in deep sh!t after having sex with a 12-year-old, the fuzz reports. Now if it was his sister this probably wouldn’t be a big deal to authorities.
- Former Chicago Bears DB Mike Richardson is a doper and idiot.
- It seems a New Jersey state official didn’t have a very good time at the Jets and Favre preseason opener. The guy was hit in the face by a Redskins fan. Police have yet to arrest any punks for this act of hatred towards a Jets fan.
- If you are the cops and need to arrest a horse racing jockey the logical place to take the guy down is in the paddock before a race.