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This Woman Married Neckbeard Kyle Orton

Now it all makes sense.

We haven’t seen Kyle Orton (named Bears starter) pounding a bottle of Jack lately and it seems that might be a result of neckbeard settling down in life. For some reason The Legend gave up his bachelor life and put a ring on one lucky woman’s finger.

Her name is Bridget and she says the neckbeard must go.

Uh, sorry to break it to Bridg, but who brings home the cabbage in this relationship. May we also suggest that she allow Kyle specific nights out to get drunk and wear his classic rock t-shirts.

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