Daily Dump: Bela Karolyi Turtle Sex Play-By-Play, Argentine Soccer A Little Racist, Disgusting School Lunches, Chuck Barkley Slams Patron And Raiderette Shows More Than Skin



Amanda helped spice up our night since NBC failed in that department

It’s safe to say the Olympics are over for white America. 

What happened to the live coverage? Last night we get a rerun of the Nastia uneven bar debacle and Bob Costas trying to translate Bela Karolyi for the rest of America.  

Over on Canadian TV they were busy showing the triathlon. That’s always a white-knuckle event.

And if that wasn’t bad enough, we got to see a little of Brady Quinn at the Meadowlands. What a night!

Today’s Dump:

Argentine ladies soccer team gets in on racist slant eye pics [Machochip]

The strange requirements for Olympic hostesses [Meaningful Collateral]

Watch out for the roundhouse kick! Kick! Here it comes! Too late. [Gibbs12]

A ballad about the SEC vs. Big Ten [Ryan Parker Songs]

Alcohol vs. University of Michigan academics [Tasty Booze]

A special report on the Pac-10 with coverage of the All-SPF Team [Angry T]

15 things you don’t want to hear two weeks from kickoff [Next Round]

The most disgusting school lunches [Holy Taco]

Mike Holmgren’s daughter kicked out of fantasy football league [WBAL]

In case you missed it: Chuck Barkley and a bottle of Patron [Sports Crackle Pop]

Tony Stewart a stoner? Blogger thinks so [Brahsome]

Nice hair, freak [Uncoached]

Today’s Tail: 

Former Raiderette has something to show you (NSFW) [Don Chavez]

A car model chick who is hot is like a Toyota that gets good gas mileage [Hottest Girls of MySpace]

A comprehensive guide to naked Olympians (SFW) [Coed]

Christina Ricci’s body continues to age perfectly fine [on205th]

Audrina needs to let ’em breath [Blog of Hilarity]

Kardashian as a pussycat doll [Derober]

An interesting report on two women in one photo [Bright Black Internet]

Hayden and her perfect skin in some magazine [CamelTap]