Daily Dump: Cubs-Sox Fan Fight Leads To Felony, UVA Flamers, Self-Obsessed Athletes, Thunder From Down Under & Kardashian’s All Beef Patties


Her doctor should be extremely proud of this masterpiece. More Emma here.

Why can’t Cubs and Sox fan just get along? Is there any need to knock out another guys eye and ultimately face a felony.

In other news, the Cubbies are back in first place and get back to .500 16-16 since the curse of Pete Wentz went into effect.

Huge dump for you degenerates this morning. We welcome a few new faces and some of our old friends have some classics. Take a look. Waste your company’s time and make your work day that much more enjoyable. Thanks for visiting.

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Today’s Dump:

Ronaldo might have that gay fake tan but he knows women [Machochip]

WAG Danielle Lloyd is still drinking [The Sports Point]

Shocker! UVA football players caught in gay bar? [Brahsome]

A French Olympian swimmer shows too much skin for us (NSFW) [Flatusyahu]

Top 8 self-obsessed athletes [Gibbs12]

Tennessee fans love this UGA shirt [Losers With Socks]

10 Worst College Themed Movies – Ever! [College OTR]

For the ladies: A woman reviews Thunder From Down Under [Boosh]

Speaking of strippers, this club sign is classic [Observation Bubble]

When drunks meet the fuzz: 5 Oscar worthy performances [Holy Taco]

73-year-old male porn star (you’re going to look, no?) [Tasty Booze]

Lessons in wife training courtesy of this guy [Next Round]

Today’s Tail:

Kardashian and her all beef patties on display [Drunken Stepfather]

Reese Witherspoon stretches it out [CelebSlam]

Can’t Miss: The legendary Daily Snapshot of hot chicks [Coed]

Dating CJ Gibson would likely ruin your credit score [Gorilla Mask]

Brooke Hogan hidden well in these bikini shots [Double Viking]

We’re in love and Candela is the victim [CamelTap]

Amber Heard is a hot chick of the moment right now [Celebridiot]

Jessica Alba snapping back nicely, thank you [on205th]

Um, Shauna, that blue bikini looks perfect on you [Banned in Hollywood]

Wizards dancers struggle through a grinding calendar shoot [Uncoached]