Hmm, he went to Miami and is in trouble with the fuzz? Is that possible?Â
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- A Virginia backup QB is arrested for underage possession and you’d think the world was coming to an end in Charlottesville. The guy had a single open container.
- Former U. of Miami QB Kenny Kelly was arrested Wednesday for solicitation to deliver pot. Damn gas prices.
- Former NFLer Kenyatta James is in some deep trouble with the fuzz over drugs. We suppose the Arena Football gig wasn’t paying the bills.
- Big news at Penn State. A fraternity brothers photo frame heist was stopped before punks could get away with stealing frat property. One punk even tried to steal a can of root beer.
- Purdue police have cracked the case of a guy using a female ID to gain access to the student rec center where he was jacking items from lockers. We’re stunned the use of opposite sex ID raised red flags.