Implant Madness: Hawaiian Tropic Invades Canada

You spend $5k on new boobs. True, they look good to your husband.

He tells you how beautiful those puppies are. But you want more.

There is a burning desire to show off the mammaries to mullet-sporting, hard drinking Harley types.What are your options? Pick a weekend, pick a Hooters or Harley dealership and enter a bikini contest.

We’ll be here throughout the summer to chronicle the adventures with our Monday feature, “Implant Madness: The Weekend Bikini Recap.”

There is something strange about Hawaiian Tropic ladies showing off their bodies to a group of horny guys in Calgary. Do these people even go swimming? Tanning lotion can’t possibly be that important in those parts, no?

In any case, the women were recently at the Wild Horse to show off the boobs and hear the cheers of adoring middle-aged men.

Luckily for you, a photographer was on hand to bring us the action.

Cowboy hasn’t seen action like that since the strip club days in the Yukon


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