Daily Dump: Free Slurpees Today, Mueller Next Stokke, Hottest TV & Movie Cheerleaders And Chick Named Jessica Simpson Naked


One of America’s finest WAGs. Hint: she married the French NBA star

We never expected such a response to the ‘SC track chick Jennifer Mueller. Bloggers are calling her the next Allison Stokke.

That seems like a rush to judgment.

The blogosphere has only a small sampling of Mueller’s work while there are dozens of photos of Stokke gripping the pole.

But there is one Mueller picture we’ll run today where she’s going Leinart on a beer bong. Stay tuned.

Now accepting weekend links. Don’t forget.

Today’s Dump:

Free Slurpees later today! [Tasty Booze]

Rejected EA Sports NCAA ’09 Covers [Angry T]

Hottest TV & Movie Cheerleaders [Cuzoogle]

Romo harassed by Simpson-seeking fan [Merkin Sports]

8 athletes who blog and 2 who shouldn’t [Derober]

ARod getting Canseco’s sloppy seconds? [Holy Taco]

Tebow and EA got together yesterday (No sign of Crocs) [Friends of the Program]

How to make the HR derby better [Blue Monkey Disco Party]

$1,000 for a picture of Steve Alford? Not us [Meaningful Collateral]

Richie Sexson’s Seattle career by the numbers [Rumors and Rants]

Blogger really gets pissed about Brett Favre maybe returning [Waiting For Next Year]

Male synchronized swimming is funny to us [Blog of Hilarity]

Winnebago salesman like to drop some f-bombs [Gibbs12]

Today’s Tail:

We love Bianca and her huge boobs [NextRound]

Kat Longa makes for good headlines [Hottest Girls of MySpace]

Ex-cheerleader named Jessica Simpson likes to get naked [Don Chavez]

WAGs back out in public to tease the horny male population [on205th]

Nadal’s chick running around in a yellow bikini [Drunken Stepfather]

Our favorite: The Daily Snapshot with Emilia Attias [Coed]

Eva Longoria parading around in a bikini [CelebSlam]

Kamilia Dupont and her guitar in Maxim Italy [CamelTap]

Tara Reid’s droopy boobs have never looked better [Flatusyahu]

Go sailing with Myleene Klass [Bright Black Internet]

You stand no chance with Layla this weekend [Uncoached]

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