Erin Andrews Makes Evan Longoria Smile, Giddy

1st place. Young. Relatively loaded with cash. Plays for Tampa. Cool name.

And Erin Andrews wants to talk to you. In the locker room. While you sit in a recliner.

Dick Vitale is calling you Brooks Robinson. Blonds are screaming your name. Restaurants refuse your payments.

A smokeshow is interviewing you instead of a dude with a perm.

Life as Evan Longoria can’t get much better than this.

*This post was just a front to post pics of EA and her giant belt. It must take a chainsaw to get that damn thing off her waist.

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