Implant Madness: Betty's Rock Bar Bikini Fun

Would the fat chick please leave the stage 

You spend $5k on new boobs. True, they look good to your husband. He tells you how beautiful those puppies are. But you want more. There is a burning desire to show off the mammaries to mullet-sporting, hard drinking Harley types.What are your options?

Pick a weekend, pick a Hooters or Harley dealership and enter a bikini contest. We’ll be here throughout the summer to chronicle the adventures with our Monday feature, “Implant Madness: The Weekend Bikini Recap.”

The meatheads loved this action at Betty’s

Welcome to Betty’s Rock Bar in Walnut Creek, California where they were holding a bikini contest prior to the UFC fights. From the look of things the area isn’t home to very many implants. We see possibly one set.

But the real fun at Betty’s was away from the stage where meathead MMA types were holding court with blonds.

It’s no wonder we avoid California. You have to posses a sub-50 IQ and wear a shirt that says Tap Out or has a graphic over the left armpit. But, it seems, you’ll get chicks with this style.