Cuff ‘Em: Kenny Stabler Gets Boozy, Guy Doesn’t Like Baseball And German Racists



The Snake enjoying some venom with college coeds

“Cuff ‘Em” is a daily look at who’s in trouble with the law. It’s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

  • Kenny “Snake” Stabler got snaked up this weekend and landed a DUI in the process. Of course he’s innocent until proven guilty but this wouldn’t be the legendary QBs first trouble over drinking and driving.
  • Baseball field neighbor induces panic by shooting shotgun into air in angry rage over balls hitting his house, kids taunting him. Police say crazy guy was the instigator. Investigation continues.