Red Wings' Fans Molest Inflatable Penguin

Have no use for that stupid inflatable penguin you bought for that luau back in ’03 as a senior at Eastern Michigan?

Detroit Red Wings fan would like to do dirty things to it. As you can see, our research assistants discovered Wings fan, before Game 2 of the Stanley Cup Series, is easily aroused by a 3 foot blow up piece of plastic. Just look at tongue girl enjoying a go at that phallic rocket.

This is just the type of chick who scares the hell out of us. She has that crazy look and doesn’t mind grinding a fake penguin with cameras snapping. She has divorce court written all over that face.

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