Cuff ‘Em: Miami University Football Player Attacks, Nevada Pack Land DUIs And One Nasty Bus Driver



A white football player from Miami University makes Cuff ‘Em. A first. 

“Cuff ‘Em” is a daily look at who’s in trouble with the law. It’s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

  • Being 6-7, 290-pounds might have hurt this Miami University football player on his quest to get away with busting into dorm rooms to ripoff goods. He tussled with a chick who punched him in the face and chased him through dorm. He was cuffed and will be charged with numerous counts.
  • Nevada football team racks up DUI arrests in packs of 3. Memorial Day weekend a good time for police to find football players driving drunk. It looks like the problems at Iowa are rubbing off throughout college football.