How Shawne Merriman Spent His Saturday

Merriman’s barber should be commended for the sweet ‘do

Now that the holiday weekend is over, photos of sports celebrities are slowly trickling into BC headquarters. Our first stop is San Diego where former ‘roider Shawne Merriman wasn’t skirt chasing these lookers or this model.Instead, for some reason, his likely fired publicist had the sackmaster working at SeaWorld Saturday morning for the opening of some dopey new exhibit called the Bay of Play. Merriman, a solid example for little kids to follow, seems to have given a speech about how he watches Sesame Street and loves Big Bird. The guy looks really enthused.

Good for Merriman. We’re tired of these millionaire athletes spending a three-day weekend relaxing with a blond bimbo.