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Implant Madness: Hooters Orlando Bikini Contest

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Monday morning isn’t so bad thanks to Implant Madness! 

You spend $5k on new boobs. True, they look good to your husband. He tells you how beautiful those puppies are. But you want more.

There is a burning desire to show off the mammaries to mullet-sporting, hard drinking Harley types.What are your options?

Pick a weekend, pick a Hooters or Harley dealership and enter a bikini contest. We’ll be here throughout the summer to chronicle the adventures with our Monday feature, “Implant Madness: The Weekend Bikini Recap.”

Today we visit Hooters Orlando for southern ladies with nice, fake racks and skin that can only get that color from a tanning bed. There’s nothing better for redneck Floridians than a night at Hooters and a parking lot bikini contest. Good times were had by all Saturday night.

 

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BUSTEDCOVERAGE Writer
I started Busted in 2007, sold it in 2011 and Coed kept me around to run this operation. Based in Ohio. Contact me: @bustedcoverage
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