“Coach, that surveillance camera caught you in room with teen”Â
â€œCuff â€˜Emâ€ is a daily look at whoâ€™s in trouble with the law. Itâ€™s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.
- You know cheerleading is serious when a mom attacks the coach for ‘picking on her daughter.’ Mom goes MMA on coach and gets a visit to the county jail. Hope it was worth it.
- Speaking of parents behaving badly, we travel to the UK where a soccer coach and parent brawled in front of an under-7 team. “The parent suffered concussion after allegedly being kicked,” reports local media.
- A Virginia Teach football recruit is in hot water for looking to sell dope in a school zone. Said recruit faces two felonies.
- Japanese newlyweds enjoy baseball park so much they live there illegally.
- Sorta graphic report about coach-underage teen romp says “lights were out for five minutes.”