Somebody appears to either have been tanning or Gisele suggested he go with some fake-and-bake lotion for his big night at last night’s Costume Institute Gala in New York City. FADED YOUTH BLOG has the celeb-gasm-tastic photos of the big night.
Just looking at this comparison from 2000 and 2008 just proves that there is hope for you losers. Just find yourself a Bill Belichick-guru to get your life in order, make you a great salesman and you too could land arm candy that poses in thongs.
Maybe you should just settle for a chick under 195 lbs. and possessing a college degree. It’s a start.