Old News: Buzz Bissinger's Hand Near Guy's Ass


(Q.) What do Buzz Bissinger and bloggers have in common?

(A.) Both need to get laid much more often.

Let’s cut to the chase. Buzz needs to visit the Emperor’s Club and let off a little steam. He seems to pay way too much attention to what bloggers are up to. In our case, we could give two shits what he thinks of us. Are we encouraging the decay of America values? Yes. So is ESPN’s First Take. If a real journalist loses his job due to our site something is very wrong with the world.

Enough with the seriousness. In order to make this post more juvenile, let’s examine Buzz, above, meeting one of his fans a few years back.

Dude, what’s up with the hand placement? If that’s a chick, the hand is totally going near her ass. Maybe a little pinch on the ass. They dig that stuff especially in a crowded bar at 1:30 a.m.

But resting a palm around the waist of another guy? Maybe a hand on the shoulder. In our case no hands near another guy unless its to give a high-five for a triple beer bong.

For some reason Buzz looks awfully comfortable in this situation.

For a more professional read on the Leitch-Buzz battle, read the words of our friend Ken Tremendous.

A more civil Buzz chat with LaRussa and Grisham

I started Busted in 2007, sold it in 2011 and Coed kept me around to run this operation. Based in Ohio. Contact me: @bustedcoverage
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