â€œCuff â€˜Emâ€ is a daily look at whoâ€™s in trouble with the law. Itâ€™s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.
- Brazilian soccer superstar Ronaldo questioned about being involved with trannies in Rio.
- Throwing darts at pledges and sticking them with cattle prods will get you 4 days in jail.
- UConn football player really needed $31 worth of stolen goods.
- Man really wanted Canadian Football Hall of Fame clothing, goes smash and grab on store.
- Special task force still rounding up crazy French Candians in Montreal celebration fiasco.