Daily Dump: Masters’ Music Actually Has Lyrics, Steely McBeam Drunk, Eat On $4 Per Day And Eve Wyrwal


Yet another chick you have no chance with this weekend.

Is it time to panic, Tigers’ fan? This 1-7 start has men turning to the Rod Allen Game for fun instead of watching this miserable team. When the Indians start winning consistently this division is theirs.

We wonder when the last time ESPN carried a sporting event without logos, crawls and eye-catching graphics. The Masters’ coverage looks strange. It’s about as refreshing as not having to hear Chris Berman making up stupid nicknames.

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Today’s Dump:

The Masters music actually has gay lyrics [The Meaningful Collateral]

This sounds like fun; race a Florida Gator – on foot [Palm Beach Post]

It’s a sellout! Nebraska fans excited for spring game [Some TV Station]

QB controversy at UCLA [OC Register]

Sam Keller gets a kiss [Double Extra Point]

Ole Miss chick went a little crazy the other day [Friends of the Program]

Steely McBeam loses mascot gig after DUI [Brahsome]

Can college students eat on $4 per day? [COED]

Pete Wentz will look good in his wedding dress [Holy Taco]

Just another day at a UT-Florida football game [Losers With Socks]

This examination chart will offend women [Tasty Booze]

Things that are normal when you’re on meth [Blog of Hilarity]

Today’s Tail:

Finally…a pageant to find the Most Beautiful Hooker [Asylum]

Where else would you rather be than an Angels’ game [MacGsWorld]

More Natalie Pinkham bikini photos [Drunken Stepfather]

Eve Wyrwal is an art model with big boobs (NSFW) [on205th]