Model citizenery to make trip to White House
Weâ€™re rolling out new features around here at a fevered pace. Today weâ€™re happy to introduce â€œCuff â€˜Emâ€ a daily look at whoâ€™s in trouble with the law. Itâ€™s our hope to limit this to 5 morons but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.
- Former high school football coach faces charges of tying up and handcuffing girl at school.
- Cleveland Browns‘ got themselves a runner. Kenny Wright flees and possesses pot, police say.
- Classic LSU! Perrilloux reinstated in time to visit White House.
- Mississippi State boots heat-packing players.
- Yankee fans arrested for trying to steal bunting – wanted souvenir.