Ohio State Spring Breaker Busts Out Breasts, Police Close In



Breaking!! We think Amy Police was on last season’s volleyball roster at Walsh University. We’re working our contacts in Northeast Ohio to confirm this news. SEE THE SHERIFF’S OFFICE BOOKING WEB PAGE.

You cannot go around showing off your boobs Florida beaches. That is the lesson an Ohio State student learned the hard way this past weekend, according to the NAPLES NEWS. Check out the chicks cool name below the glory shot.

“The ironically named Amy Elizabeth Police, a 20-year-old student of Ohio State University from Perry, Ohio, was arrested Sunday afternoon. Authorities say she flashed a raucous crowd around a swimming pool, then tried to slink away from a deputy trying to confront her,” the News reports.

The boob bust reaction was split along species lines.

“If you flash your boobs, it’s indecent exposure whether it’s Spring Break or not,” (one chick) said from behind a pair of fashionably oversized sunglasses. “It’s no different where it happens.”

But on the male side it was pure outrage at how the police handled this situation.

“She got arrested for that?” Fitz said incredulously. “Hell, I’d throw her a party, not arrest her.”

Hell, we’d give her an entire Busted Coverage post and page devoted to her showing breasts. Police need to calm down and send these chicks our way. A call will be placed later this afternoon to our business manager Raul to get some business cards down to Fort Myers Beach.

The search for this chicks MySpace/Facebook page has officially begun.

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