Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Party Staffer Photos

* Update: Lou sends word that SI upper management is not amused with the photos he posted earlier today. We had no intention of getting Lou in trouble with the bosses, so we removed the photos.

Who is this guy? It’s Lou Dubois of Sports Illustrated writing fame at the 2008 SI Swimsuit Magazine Party. His work includes pieces for SI On Campus.

And now you see that he’s one of the luckiest writers you’ll never be.

Just look at how he’s actually touching the bare skin of Danica Patrick. That, is a major life accomplishment. But that’s not all he touched. See Example B(elow) where Lou has his arms around the Houston Texans twins.

The offer still stands to all you party planners out there. Need a true sports blogger to geek up the party with a laptop and cheap Japanese camera? We’re in.