February Playboy Playmate Michelle McLaughlin Just A Small Town Girl

February Playboy Playmate Michelle McLaughlin is looking for a boyfriend in time for Valentine’s Day, she tells Inside Bay Area.

The honor of being chosen as a Playboy Playmate has given her more confidence to stick up for herself and a sense that “I deserve more respect from these guys.”

Oh, Michelle, we are full of respect. How a guy can disrespect you is insane.

We love the fact that you’re a baseball fan, even though it says on your MySpace page that you’d like to meet Barry Zito. You’ve already met Rich Aurilia and that doesn’t bother us because he’s a lifetime .265 hitter with a decent arm at short.


Meeting Jose Reyes might concern us, though.