Here’s the dilemma for many men in Burlington, Vermont. Breasts without beer?
The Burlington Free Press has the sudsy details of a Vermont Hooters that will go without alcohol for the Super Bowl for violations occuring last May. It seems a Hooters bikini contest got crazy and state liquor agents were there for the festivities.
The violation report includes a statement from a bikini contest judge who allegedly told a liquor control officer he was “hammered.”
“I am having the time of my life: free wings, free beer, hot girls and the only bad thing is the Red Sox are losing and I have to watch them on the big-screen TV,” the contest judge said, according to the report.
Doesn’t seem like a violation to us. And we always thought Vermont was way liberal with gun toting, microbrew guzzling, hairy armpitted women.
We suggest men of Burlington stay home, get a case and visit our galleries featuring Hooters’ Girl Tabitha Gilley. Trust us, you’ll save money and she’s way hotter than anything you’ll find in Vermont.