Lingerie Bowl Officially Cancelled, Millions of Men’s Super Bowl Halftime Plans Ruined



The City of Scottsdale should be ashamed for denying us the Lingerie Bowl

The sad news is here, fellas. to party with celebrities. Or the thousands of pounds of silicone invading the city like aliens descending on the Arizona desert.

Lingerie is the enemy. (Past Lingerie Bowl pics after the jump!)

The East Valley Tribune has the depressing news,

Lingerie Bowl V promoters acknowledged today there will be no Super Bowl halftime special this year featuring scantily clad female football players.

“Unfortunately we wasted too much time in Scottsdale in trying to attain a permit thus limiting our possibilities in neighboring cities,” said Horizon Productions spokesman Chris Martin, who had no comment on the city’s handling of the application.

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