Daily Dump: Drunkest Athletes, Romo Talks To Cosmo, Brenda Lynn Stacked, Scarlett Johansson Off Market?



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Today’s Dump:

Dana Jacobson issues ‘apology’ for insensitive comments while liquored up [Awful Announcing]

Speaking of drunks, Top 20 Drunkest Athletes [Coed Magazine]

Romo talks with Cosmo, no word on favorite position with Jessica Simpson [Sports By Brooks]

Vols’ arrests hurting recruiting [Jackson Sun]

Pack Bikini Girls hottest thing since Tom Brady wore a boot [Fanhouse]

Former Pittsburgh ESPN Radio anchor sentenced for child porn [Post Gazette]

What coming recession means to professional sports [Epic Carnival]

How bad is Eli now, Mr. Smartypants Tiki Barber? [Larry Brown Sports]

High school football players do $200,000 damage to teachers house [Some TV Station]

In alcohol news, the UK chicks who drink too much [BBC News]

In entertainment news, Demi Moore shows how Photoshop can take off 15 years [China Daily]

Today’s Tail: 

Asian chick accents pool table very well [Bright Black Internet]

Music video hotties [Hottie Hunter]

Brenda Lynn must expend a shitload of energy carrying around these suckers [Hottest Girls of MySpace]

Zoom lens does its job again, catches sex on a public bridge [Tasty Booze]

Scarlett Johansson takes this off the market? [on205th.com]

Amy Winehouse smokes crack, Heath Ledger is dead, where is the justice [Drunken Stepfather]