Daily Dump: Chris Jesse Didn’t Touch It, WVU Lost More Than Rod, BCS Tickets, WVU Beard

How right we were!

We said to watch the sidelines of last night’s Holiday Bowl and our prediction came to fruition. Chris Jesse gave us an Instant Classic. You all know the story by now. I’m not repeating it.

It was a great moment and ESPN will analyze this one to death.

Did he touch It? Let’s go to the instant replay.

Sean Salisbury: “Linda (Cohn), I’ve gone over this one 25 times and replay shows his left pinkie DID make contact.” 

Linda: “What’s this mean for the rest of college football?”

Sean: “I’m not sure, but I’ll create something for the next SportsCenter so we have something to talk about.”

Linda: “Thanks Sean. You’re off the Budweiser Hot Seat.”

I’m afraid to turn on Mike and Mike. Greenberg, I’m sure, is fawning over that young piece of male meat. Chris Jesse touching balls must have been in Greenies dreams last night.

Stay tuned. ESPN isn’t done with this one. Expect at least 15-25 mentions of it through the weekend bowl coverage.

Sidenote: Alba off the market. See Today’s Tail, below.

Today’s Dump:

This is probably wrong but blogger does it anyway: Jobs for Kevin Everett [Epic Carnival]

WVU fan does the logical, selling beard on eBay [College Game Balls]

Rod not the only one stiffing WVU [Times WV]

Now you know where all the Wii’s went this Christmas, bowl games giving them away [Northwest Herald]

Hawaii training at Saints practice facility, Brees for Brennan trade considered [Honolulu Advertiser]

Goof on the Roof is deadbeat dad [Baltimore Sun]

The Japanese know cock and balls humor [Part Mule]

Today’s Tail: 

First comes the pregnancy, then the engagement, Alba off market [Tasty Booze] 

Holiday Bowl is over but interesting coverage still remains [Losers With Socks]

Abi Titmuss passes our background check, has total package [Slam Dizzle]

Mischa Barton scores DUI, one shitty ass mug shot [NY Daily News]

That’s all I got. Had to pinch off the Dump early.