The big news out of the U.S. Open besides Rory McIlroy destroying the 36-hole record for lowest two rounds in tournament history? These blonde hair troublemakers running a lemonade stand that had to be crushed by the bureaucratic arm of a government inspector who first warned the kids to shut it down and then slapped their parents with a $500 fine. Seriously. Meanwhile, down the road, there were homeowners letting cars drive over their lily plants for $50 per car. JUMP!