Another day, another bar Bruins' teen Tyler Seguin is destroying with his wingman Brad Marchand. Let us repeat, Seguin is 19! He now owns a Stanley Cup victory and is destroying the women of the Northeast with a trail of shirtless photos that are the hottest thing on the Internet this week. Today we find Segs and Marchand getting nuts at an undisclosed bar. We know these are new shots because Segs and March have matching tats and belts. BROS! JUMP!
Do we even remotely care that Boston Bruins center Tyler Seguin is 19, a Stanley Cup champion and getting blotto at a Foxwoods bar? Are you kidding? Can't take a legal-aged drinker from Canada and expect him to then wait until he's 21 to drink in the U.S. Not even remotely possible. Now that's out of the way, let's get down to business. Ladies and OutSports.com readers, you ready for Tyler Seguin just millimeters away from giving you a heart attack? JUMP!