Imagine being former WWE Diva Torrie Wilson for a minute. Last summer you were just jerking around in life, doing some yoga, maybe traveling and chatting with your 80-90k Twitter followers. Not a bad life, but still pretty much a dead end in the entertainment business. Then, shockingly, Alex Rodriguez decides he's in the market for a fitness chick with implants. Can you do splits in the sack on Egyptian sheets? Yes? Well, then you're now dating the Yankees slugger. JUMP!
Alex Rodriguez is dating Torrie Wilson. Let me repeat that, Alex Rodriguez is dating former WWE Diva Torrie Wilson. Didn't sink in? AROD IS DATING Torrie Wilson, a chick who used to make out with chicks on the USA Network during Raw broadcasts. Can you say the New York tabloids just hit an off-season home run? Holy Christ, this guy is the gift that keeps on giving. How are we so sure? Oh, ARod was spotted in Boise. Torrie's from Boise. JUMP!