Um, nothing like rebounding from Eva Longoria with a 19-year-old beauty queen. Tony Parker's life is really hard right now. He's filthy rich, locked out of his NBA job and parading around France with some chick named Barbara Morel. Just wondering, is it wrong of Parker to go into the teen territory? Hey, it's all legal. We checked with our French legal staff and they say nothing wrong with some young poon if you can stomach the tabloids. JUMP!