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  • What Morons In Jacksonville Are Behind “Jaguaring?” [VIDEO] NFL

    What Morons In Jacksonville Are Behind “Jaguaring?” [VIDEO]

    I know Tebowing is probably the last thing you want to hear about these days, but hear me out with this one. The city of Jacksonville, desperate for attention (because apparently Justin Blackmon isn't cutting it), decided to create its own gimmicky move called "Jaguaring". Thankfully the Jaguars organization is not a part of this video or idea, but you can damn well bet they will be embarrassed to call Jacksonville home after they see this train-wreck of a video. JUMP!

  • How Does Tim Tebow Fan Think He’ll Ever Get Laid With This Tattoo? NFL

    How Does Tim Tebow Fan Think He’ll Ever Get Laid With This Tattoo?

    It is hard to go even a day without hearing Tim Tebow's name, and today is no exception. Much to our disdain, another God-awful Tebow tattoo has surfaced and made it's way onto the Internet. This time, the idiot has a colored tattoo of Tebow covering the entire length of his right shin. Give me 30 seconds with this f-ing moron. The message would be simple to this jagoff. "How do you ever expect to get laid with that on your leg?" It's not happening. JUMP!

  • Tim Tebow Really Doesn’t Want You To See This [PHOTO] NFL

    Tim Tebow Really Doesn’t Want You To See This [PHOTO]

    It's no secret that Tim Tebow and his lawyers want to keep his image as pristine as possible. Well, this time they may have taken things a little too far. Tim Tebow attended the Broadway show "Rock of Ages" and took a picture with the lovely ladies of the cast. To the chagrin of Tebow's legal team, @neka posted this photo on her account for the entire internet to see. It's usually a lot better to just ignore something than bring attention to it by asking for it to be removed. JUMP!

  • Tim Tebow’s Dog Will Now Be Called Bronx Not Bronco Football

    Tim Tebow’s Dog Will Now Be Called Bronx Not Bronco

    From what we can tell by looking at Tim Tebow's dog, he appears to be a grown boy who has taken to his name 'Bronco.' You ever owned a dog? By six months the dog's name is the dog's name. Not changing it. Want the dog to come in after dropping a deuce? Call his name? Angry at the dog for dropping a deuce in the hallway? You scream his name. Tim Tebow is changing all that in a purely Tim Tebow kinda way. JUMP!

  • Tebow Jockey Billboard Goes Up Outside Lincoln Tunnel In N.J. Football

    Tebow Jockey Billboard Goes Up Outside Lincoln Tunnel In N.J.

    New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow is the billboard king! Everywhere the guy goes he gets a billboard, sometimes two. He had them in Denver and he already has one in New York. We're pretty sure he probably had one or two in Florida too. The New York Tebow billboard was put up by Jockey, which Tebow endorses. This is probably just the tip of the iceberg. We can't wait until there's a billboard clamoring for Tebow to be inserted into the starting lineup. JUMP!

  • Tim Tebow To Be The Next Bachelor? Football

    Tim Tebow To Be The Next Bachelor?

    Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow has been approached about doing 'The Bachelor.' The bad news is he appears to actually be considering it. The show and his people are in talks, according to host Chris Harrison. This makes us wince for more than one reason. We're sure the ladies' panties are getting moist by the thought though and hell, that's what makes good television. Here's the rundown, included the Florida Gators connection. JUMP!

  • Tim Tebow Dating Taylor Swift? Oooooooh, We Hope Soooooo! Football

    Tim Tebow Dating Taylor Swift? Oooooooh, We Hope Soooooo!

    It may be the NFL offseason, but that doesn't mean the Tim Tebow news will stop. It will never stop because he's our Savior! And just what is the Savior up to now? Well, he's having dinner with country singer Taylor Swift and guess what? They might be dating! Ooooooh! Here's a rundown of what you've missed so far and we handicap whether this relationship has any chance of working out. Check it!

  • Tim Tebow Ignoring All The Scattered Ass At Super Bowl [Photos] Football

    Tim Tebow Ignoring All The Scattered Ass At Super Bowl [Photos]

    There's plenty of ass in Indianapolis this week for the Super Bowl. Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow doesn't care though. While the chicks are (presumably) swooning and throwing themselves at the dreamboat that is Tebow, Jesus Boy is having none of it. We've got Tebow at a Bud Light party last night, surrounded by scantily-clad women, not giving a shit. We've got him with Kate Upton and Chrissy Teigen this morning doing his wholesome schtick. Way to score one for virgins everywhere, Tim! Check it!

  • Kim Kardashian Trying To Get In Tim Tebow’s Pants Football

    Kim Kardashian Trying To Get In Tim Tebow’s Pants

    Guess who has a crush on Baby Jesus. That's right Kim Kardashian is in love with Teboner. So what do you think the virgin had to say the failed porn star? Not a hell of a lot, as you might expect. She saw ratings for her TV show. He saw... hmmmm... probably bullshit. So, it was a match not made in heaven, as it were. We're sure Timmy will find the right woman eventually and we're sure Kim will probably get cancelled eventually. Godspeed. JUMP!

  • Tim Tebow Just Hanging Out In Las Vegas [PHOTOS] Football

    Tim Tebow Just Hanging Out In Las Vegas [PHOTOS]

    The most wholesome guy on the entire planet, Tim Tebow, was in one of the most depraved places on earth yesterday. Baby Jesus was in Sin City, where he did... probably exactly what you think he would have done. In other words, the complete opposite of what we would have done. Here are the details of Tebow's Vegas jaunt and a little food for thought for Churchy. Check it!

  • Tebow Injured So Bad In Patriots Loss He Could Barely Smile For Patriots Fan Football

    Tebow Injured So Bad In Patriots Loss He Could Barely Smile For Patriots Fan

    The big NFL news being floated today by ESPN and gobbled up by the Denver Post and the rest of the gobblers is that Baby Jesus played most of the 2nd half in Foxboro in severe pain. Chest bruises and torn rib cartilage. But Tim Tebow can't possibly be sidelined by such minor injuries. Oh, but he wouldn't have played this week if Denver beat the Patriots, says the Post. Things were so bad for BJ that he somehow muscled out a smile for goofy Pats kid. JUMP!

  • SFO Dropping Famous Jay-Z 49 Problems Lyrics On Flight Monitor [Photo] Football

    SFO Dropping Famous Jay-Z 49 Problems Lyrics On Flight Monitor [Photo]

    The new thing to do, if you work for an airline, is to taunt the losing playoff football team's fans when they happen to be in your city. It started in Denver, when some folks who work for United decided to stick it in the craw of Pittsburgh Steelers fans by posting a message on the big board at the gate about Tim Tebow. They followed suit over the weekend in San Francisco, when some 9ers fans who work for Virgin decided to stick it to Saints fans with a Jay-Z reference. JUMP!

  • Donald Trump Drops $12,000 On Tim Tebow Jersey & Helmet! Football

    Donald Trump Drops $12,000 On Tim Tebow Jersey & Helmet!

    Billionaire Donald Trump is a fan of Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow. Or at least he's a fan of breast cancer research. The Celebrity Apprentice host dropped a lot of dough at charity auction for breast cancer research on a signed Tim Tebow helmet and jersey. Hopefully, Trump and his gigantic ego won't ruin those things like he ruined the USFL. We've got the story for you right here. Check it!

  • Tim Tebow Pouts On Sidelines During Patriots Game [PHOTOS] NFL

    Tim Tebow Pouts On Sidelines During Patriots Game [PHOTOS]

    The Denver Broncos are getting pounded by the New England Patriots in Foxboro where Tim Tebow was pouting on the sidelines during the rout. Bill Belichick bundled up in his hoodie making him look like a Jedi warrior from Star Wars. It's going to take a miracle to even give Tim Tebow a chance to have "Tebow Time" where he can lead a comeback. I doubt this is easy to do when it's 26 degrees out. JUMP!

  • Porn Star Samantha Saint Is Naked Tebowing Superstar [PHOTOS] Football

    Porn Star Samantha Saint Is Naked Tebowing Superstar [PHOTOS]

    We didn't know who porn star Samantha Saint was yesterday, but we certainly do now. It's not because of her performing chops, although she was in Titterific 13. No, it's because she's a Denver Broncos/Tim Tebow fan. Unlike other porn stars who just want Tebow's virginity, Saint is actually a fan of the team and she's also the originator of naked Tebowing. If you don't know what we're talking about, you'll have to check out her Twitter account. Of course, we have a small sampling for you here. Check it!

  • Paul Revere Will Wear Tebow Jersey If God Grants Miracle Girls

    Paul Revere Will Wear Tebow Jersey If God Grants Miracle

    Denver Mayor Michael Hancockis back at it. He's made another bet, this time with Boston Mayor Tom Menino over Saturday's game. It's more or less your standard politico wager. The winner gets a specific dinner from the loser's town and the loser has to wear a jersey from the opposing team. Except... instead of Menino wearing a Broncos jersey, it will be the statue of Paul Revere wearing a Broncos jersey. Kind of makes us sick. Check it!

  • Tim Tebow Nailed To Cross In Latest Taiwanese Animation Video Football

    Tim Tebow Nailed To Cross In Latest Taiwanese Animation Video

    Tim Tebow and the Denver Broncos dispatched the Pittsburgh Steelers in overtime on Sunday. It was a huge win for the Broncos and it's now a huge story pretty much everywhere, even in Taiwan. For some reason, the Taiwanese people like to tell stories through animated videos that make little to no sense... at least to us. We've got the latest and they're focusing on Tebow's big win, which apparently happened through divine intervention and really pissed off atheists. Check it!

  • Orlando Franklin Looks Mentally Handicapped In His Introduction Picture [PHOTOS] NFL

    Orlando Franklin Looks Mentally Handicapped In His Introduction Picture [PHOTOS]

    Orlando Franklin of the Denver Broncos looked "special" in his introduction picture against the Pittsburgh Steelers. Trust me Orlando, the cross eyed look is not a good one. What the hell is that on Tebow's lip? If he weren't a virgin, I would guess it's an out break of herpes. Might want to use some concealer Tim. Broncos fans dressed like idiots and more after the JUMP!

  • NFL Playoffs: Broncos-Steelers Mayoral Bet Is So F-ing Weak Football

    NFL Playoffs: Broncos-Steelers Mayoral Bet Is So F-ing Weak

    It's that time of year again! No, not the time for giving and crap like that. The time for playoff football and politicians making stupid bets over playoff football games! Today we've got Denver Mayor Michael Hancock and Pittsburgh Mayor Luke Ravenstahl making a bet over the Denver Broncos game with the Pittsburgh Steelers. We've got the details of the bet and we breakdown the matchup to tell you who's going to look stupid. Check it!

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