Another day, another moment of Tebow. This time, the breaking news is coming to us from Hopatcong, New Jersey where police have arrested a 28-year-old Giants fan Jason Slater...in his mothers house. This guy called 911 and demanded to speak to Tim Tebow, (and I quote LeBron) not one time, not two times, but on three separate occasions on June 10. JUMP!
Here we figured Tebowing was over, left to whitey church groups who can't stop worshipping their savior. Nope, it's still around and BC found what we think is the largest gathering of strippers Tebowing in Tebowing history. We don't waste your time with one stripper Tebowing. That's completely worthless. Let's just declare this a new record. Time to step up your games, strippers. Jump!
As if Tim Tebow is giving his V-card to a chick that looks like this. Honey, you should be over by the offensive lineman trying to get the attention of some free agent hopeful that is desperate, lonely and hoping you don't have a Twitter account. Tebow is totally out of the question. But, as you guys know, this is our daily Moment of Tebow post where even ugly chicks get a shot at stardom. Oh, don't miss the angry black kid. He's precious. JUMP!
Tim Tebow has been in the New York City area for less than three months and it appears that the big city is already getting the best of him. In all seriousness, Tebowmania just continues to reach places we never expected, this time to the realm of the homeless. How much further will Tebowmania go? Where will his name pop up next? These questions are ones that cannot be answered because literally nothing will surprise us in regards to the holy one. JUMP!
I know Tebowing is probably the last thing you want to hear about these days, but hear me out with this one. The city of Jacksonville, desperate for attention (because apparently Justin Blackmon isn't cutting it), decided to create its own gimmicky move called "Jaguaring". Thankfully the Jaguars organization is not a part of this video or idea, but you can damn well bet they will be embarrassed to call Jacksonville home after they see this train-wreck of a video. JUMP!
It is hard to go even a day without hearing Tim Tebow's name, and today is no exception. Much to our disdain, another God-awful Tebow tattoo has surfaced and made it's way onto the Internet. This time, the idiot has a colored tattoo of Tebow covering the entire length of his right shin. Give me 30 seconds with this f-ing moron. The message would be simple to this jagoff. "How do you ever expect to get laid with that on your leg?" It's not happening. JUMP!
It's no secret that Tim Tebow and his lawyers want to keep his image as pristine as possible. Well, this time they may have taken things a little too far. Tim Tebow attended the Broadway show "Rock of Ages" and took a picture with the lovely ladies of the cast. To the chagrin of Tebow's legal team, @neka posted this photo on her account for the entire internet to see. It's usually a lot better to just ignore something than bring attention to it by asking for it to be removed. JUMP!
From what we can tell by looking at Tim Tebow's dog, he appears to be a grown boy who has taken to his name 'Bronco.' You ever owned a dog? By six months the dog's name is the dog's name. Not changing it. Want the dog to come in after dropping a deuce? Call his name? Angry at the dog for dropping a deuce in the hallway? You scream his name. Tim Tebow is changing all that in a purely Tim Tebow kinda way. JUMP!
New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow is the billboard king! Everywhere the guy goes he gets a billboard, sometimes two. He had them in Denver and he already has one in New York. We're pretty sure he probably had one or two in Florida too. The New York Tebow billboard was put up by Jockey, which Tebow endorses. This is probably just the tip of the iceberg. We can't wait until there's a billboard clamoring for Tebow to be inserted into the starting lineup. JUMP!
Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow has been approached about doing 'The Bachelor.' The bad news is he appears to actually be considering it. The show and his people are in talks, according to host Chris Harrison. This makes us wince for more than one reason. We're sure the ladies' panties are getting moist by the thought though and hell, that's what makes good television. Here's the rundown, included the Florida Gators connection. JUMP!
It may be the NFL offseason, but that doesn't mean the Tim Tebow news will stop. It will never stop because he's our Savior! And just what is the Savior up to now? Well, he's having dinner with country singer Taylor Swift and guess what? They might be dating! Ooooooh! Here's a rundown of what you've missed so far and we handicap whether this relationship has any chance of working out. Check it!
There's plenty of ass in Indianapolis this week for the Super Bowl. Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow doesn't care though. While the chicks are (presumably) swooning and throwing themselves at the dreamboat that is Tebow, Jesus Boy is having none of it. We've got Tebow at a Bud Light party last night, surrounded by scantily-clad women, not giving a shit. We've got him with Kate Upton and Chrissy Teigen this morning doing his wholesome schtick. Way to score one for virgins everywhere, Tim! Check it!
Guess who has a crush on Baby Jesus. That's right Kim Kardashian is in love with Teboner. So what do you think the virgin had to say the failed porn star? Not a hell of a lot, as you might expect. She saw ratings for her TV show. He saw... hmmmm... probably bullshit. So, it was a match not made in heaven, as it were. We're sure Timmy will find the right woman eventually and we're sure Kim will probably get cancelled eventually. Godspeed. JUMP!
The most wholesome guy on the entire planet, Tim Tebow, was in one of the most depraved places on earth yesterday. Baby Jesus was in Sin City, where he did... probably exactly what you think he would have done. In other words, the complete opposite of what we would have done. Here are the details of Tebow's Vegas jaunt and a little food for thought for Churchy. Check it!
The big NFL news being floated today by ESPN and gobbled up by the Denver Post and the rest of the gobblers is that Baby Jesus played most of the 2nd half in Foxboro in severe pain. Chest bruises and torn rib cartilage. But Tim Tebow can't possibly be sidelined by such minor injuries. Oh, but he wouldn't have played this week if Denver beat the Patriots, says the Post. Things were so bad for BJ that he somehow muscled out a smile for goofy Pats kid. JUMP!
The new thing to do, if you work for an airline, is to taunt the losing playoff football team's fans when they happen to be in your city. It started in Denver, when some folks who work for United decided to stick it in the craw of Pittsburgh Steelers fans by posting a message on the big board at the gate about Tim Tebow. They followed suit over the weekend in San Francisco, when some 9ers fans who work for Virgin decided to stick it to Saints fans with a Jay-Z reference. JUMP!
Billionaire Donald Trump is a fan of Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow. Or at least he's a fan of breast cancer research. The Celebrity Apprentice host dropped a lot of dough at charity auction for breast cancer research on a signed Tim Tebow helmet and jersey. Hopefully, Trump and his gigantic ego won't ruin those things like he ruined the USFL. We've got the story for you right here. Check it!
The Denver Broncos are getting pounded by the New England Patriots in Foxboro where Tim Tebow was pouting on the sidelines during the rout. Bill Belichick bundled up in his hoodie making him look like a Jedi warrior from Star Wars. It's going to take a miracle to even give Tim Tebow a chance to have "Tebow Time" where he can lead a comeback. I doubt this is easy to do when it's 26 degrees out. JUMP!
We didn't know who porn star Samantha Saint was yesterday, but we certainly do now. It's not because of her performing chops, although she was in Titterific 13. No, it's because she's a Denver Broncos/Tim Tebow fan. Unlike other porn stars who just want Tebow's virginity, Saint is actually a fan of the team and she's also the originator of naked Tebowing. If you don't know what we're talking about, you'll have to check out her Twitter account. Of course, we have a small sampling for you here. Check it!