Sunday, May 20th, 2012
By ParadigmShift35
It’s no secret that Tim Tebow and his lawyers want to keep his image as pristine as possible. Well, this time they may have taken things a little too far. Tim Tebow attended the Broadway show “Rock of Ages” and took a picture with the lovely ladies of the cast. To the chagrin of Tebow’s legal team, @neka posted this photo on her account for the entire internet to see. It’s usually a lot better to just ignore something than bring attention to it by asking for it to be removed. JUMP!
Thursday, May 10th, 2012
By Jay Koot
From what we can tell by looking at Tim Tebow’s dog, he appears to be a grown boy who has taken to his name ‘Bronco.’ You ever owned a dog? By six months the dog’s name is the dog’s name. Not changing it. Want the dog to come in after dropping a deuce? Call his name? Angry at the dog for dropping a deuce in the hallway? You scream his name. Tim Tebow is changing all that in a purely Tim Tebow kinda way. JUMP!
Monday, March 26th, 2012
By Monty
New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow is the billboard king! Everywhere the guy goes he gets a billboard, sometimes two. He had them in Denver and he already has one in New York. We’re pretty sure he probably had one or two in Florida too. The New York Tebow billboard was put up by Jockey, which Tebow endorses. This is probably just the tip of the iceberg. We can’t wait until there’s a billboard clamoring for Tebow to be inserted into the starting lineup. JUMP!
Monday, March 5th, 2012
By Monty
Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow has been approached about doing ‘The Bachelor.’ The bad news is he appears to actually be considering it. The show and his people are in talks, according to host Chris Harrison. This makes us wince for more than one reason. We’re sure the ladies’ panties are getting moist by the thought though and hell, that’s what makes good television. Here’s the rundown, included the Florida Gators connection. JUMP!
Wednesday, February 29th, 2012
By Monty
It may be the NFL offseason, but that doesn’t mean the Tim Tebow news will stop. It will never stop because he’s our Savior! And just what is the Savior up to now? Well, he’s having dinner with country singer Taylor Swift and guess what? They might be dating! Ooooooh! Here’s a rundown of what you’ve missed so far and we handicap whether this relationship has any chance of working out. Check it!
Friday, February 3rd, 2012
By Monty
There’s plenty of ass in Indianapolis this week for the Super Bowl. Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow doesn’t care though. While the chicks are (presumably) swooning and throwing themselves at the dreamboat that is Tebow, Jesus Boy is having none of it. We’ve got Tebow at a Bud Light party last night, surrounded by scantily-clad women, not giving a shit. We’ve got him with Kate Upton and Chrissy Teigen this morning doing his wholesome schtick. Way to score one for virgins everywhere, Tim! Check it!
Friday, January 27th, 2012
By Monty
Guess who has a crush on Baby Jesus. That’s right Kim Kardashian is in love with Teboner. So what do you think the virgin had to say the failed porn star? Not a hell of a lot, as you might expect. She saw ratings for her TV show. He saw… hmmmm… probably bullshit. So, it was a match not made in heaven, as it were. We’re sure Timmy will find the right woman eventually and we’re sure Kim will probably get cancelled eventually. Godspeed. JUMP!
Thursday, January 19th, 2012
By Monty
The most wholesome guy on the entire planet, Tim Tebow, was in one of the most depraved places on earth yesterday. Baby Jesus was in Sin City, where he did… probably exactly what you think he would have done. In other words, the complete opposite of what we would have done. Here are the details of Tebow’s Vegas jaunt and a little food for thought for Churchy. Check it!
Wednesday, January 18th, 2012
By Jay Koot
The big NFL news being floated today by ESPN and gobbled up by the Denver Post and the rest of the gobblers is that Baby Jesus played most of the 2nd half in Foxboro in severe pain. Chest bruises and torn rib cartilage. But Tim Tebow can’t possibly be sidelined by such minor injuries. Oh, but he wouldn’t have played this week if Denver beat the Patriots, says the Post. Things were so bad for BJ that he somehow muscled out a smile for goofy Pats kid. JUMP!
Monday, January 16th, 2012
By Monty
The new thing to do, if you work for an airline, is to taunt the losing playoff football team’s fans when they happen to be in your city. It started in Denver, when some folks who work for United decided to stick it in the craw of Pittsburgh Steelers fans by posting a message on the big board at the gate about Tim Tebow. They followed suit over the weekend in San Francisco, when some 9ers fans who work for Virgin decided to stick it to Saints fans with a Jay-Z reference. JUMP!