Big news today from the Rachel Uchitel media camp. Tiger's #1 mistress finally gave birth to a healthy baby girl that is the offspring of another athlete, former Penn State fullback Matty Hahn. Remember that guy? We said he hit the relationship lottery with this Uchitel broad. She's got crazy hush money from the Tiger ordeal, has those giant implants and Hahn gets to brag to his buddies that he has Tiger's sloppy seconds. Baby details – JUMP!