....counting down the days until the 2012 ESPYs when Tim Tebow and Lindsey Vonn announce that their relationship is on and that they "were just friends for at least 8 months" before taking things to the next level with friendship bracelets and Lindsey getting Tim's letterman jacket. The more we look into Vonn's antics back in November, the more we think she's been up to something with this Tebow character. Does it matter? It does if Baby Jesus helped break up a marriage. JUMP!
Enough of the bullshit, Vonn. We're onto you. You file divorce papers against your hubby in November & by December you are in the Tebow family box eyeballing Baby Jesus, watching him take the Broncos to first place in the AFC West. Will you put your hand on the Bible that you haven't given Tim Tebow a boner over the last 30 days? Will you claim that Tim Tebow hasn't put his throwing hand down your Spyder vest? Is it Christian of you to leave a marriage for Tebow? JUMP!