St. Louis Cardinals

  • Buy Former MLB Pitcher Darren Oliver’s Sweet Land Rover – $35K Other Sports

    Buy Former MLB Pitcher Darren Oliver’s Sweet Land Rover – $35K

    Darren Oliver is a perfect example of why you should teach your kid to throw left-handed: $$$. Oliver never won more than...

  • FOX Sports Girl Of The Week: Kayla Girls

    FOX Sports Girl Of The Week: Kayla

    Fox Sports Midwest Girl Kayla has a tough gig spending her summer at Busch Stadium, watching winning baseball, counting World Series flags while...

  • Pirates Fan With Big Ass Glove Catching Foul Ball [VIDEO] Other Sports

    Pirates Fan With Big Ass Glove Catching Foul Ball [VIDEO]

    We mentioned Big Ass Glove Pirates Fan earlier this morning, but there was no video in the Morning Twitpics post. Now we have...

  • Husband Allows Home Run To Hit Wife At Diamondbacks Game [VIDEO, GIF] Other Sports

    Husband Allows Home Run To Hit Wife At Diamondbacks Game [VIDEO, GIF]

    Another year, another girl gets blasted with a baseball at an MLB game. This time it happened in last nights game between the...

  • Marco Scutaro Enjoys Rain As Giants Defeat Cardinals In NLCS Game 7 [GIF] Other Sports

    Marco Scutaro Enjoys Rain As Giants Defeat Cardinals In NLCS Game 7 [GIF]

    The heavens opened up during the bottom of the 9th as the San Francisco Giants completed their comback from down 3-1 to take...

  • Hunter Pence Shatters Bat And Hits The Ball 3 Times [GIF] Other Sports

    Hunter Pence Shatters Bat And Hits The Ball 3 Times [GIF]

    Hunter Pence hit a relatively unremarkable broken bat single into left field…or so it seemed, even after the ball took a funny hop...

  • Brian Wilson Is Now Drumming On His Teammate’s Heads [Video] Other Sports

    Brian Wilson Is Now Drumming On His Teammate’s Heads [Video]

    When we last left injured San Francisco Giants closer Brian Wilson, he was playing the organ on the hat of one of his...

  • Rafael Furcal Unloading L.A. House With Insane Closet; $3.8M [PHOTOS] Other Sports

    Rafael Furcal Unloading L.A. House With Insane Closet; $3.8M [PHOTOS]

    We're sure they love him in St. Louis, but former Dodgers shortstop Rafael Furcal is persona non grata in Los Angeles. That's what happens when you hit .197 in your last season with the team. That's probably why Furcal is giving away his Los Angeles house. Dude is about to take a loss of almost $500,000 to get rid of his fancy pad in the suburbs. Frankly, it will be nice to wipe his memory entirely from the area. House photos - JUMP!

  • Carlos Beltran’s Selling House With Horrible Theater; $5.8MM [PHOTOS] Other Sports

    Carlos Beltran’s Selling House With Horrible Theater; $5.8MM [PHOTOS]

    St. Louis Cardinals outfielder Carlos Beltran is dumping his Long Island estate and probably also thanking his lucky stars he doesn't play for the New York Mets anymore. The home can be yours for a mere $5.8 million, but beware, it's not for movie buffs. Sure, there's a home theater room in Beltran's pad, but it looks like it doubles as a closet. Of course, this place was obviously built around the gym anyway. Oh, and there's a karaoke bar! Sold! JUMP!

  • Skip Schumaker’s 2012 Topps Baseball Card Includes Stupid Rally Squirrel Other Sports

    Skip Schumaker’s 2012 Topps Baseball Card Includes Stupid Rally Squirrel

    The people at the Topps trading card company are some funny, wacky bastards! They decided to make St. Louis Cardinals second baseman Skip Schumaker's 2012 baseball card a shot of the so-called rally squirrel. Schumaker's leg also makes a brief cameo in his baseball card. The company says they did it to honor the Cardinals' postseason run. We're sure Schumaker is ecstatic. Here's the story and the card. Check it!

  • Albert Pujols Has A New Contract And A New Hamburger Other Sports

    Albert Pujols Has A New Contract And A New Hamburger

    Albert Pujols is a member of the Los Angeles Angels, who aren't even near Los Angels, but that's another story. This story is about Pujols leaving the St. Louis Cardinals, where he was a folk hero or something like that. This is a story about a man, a hamburger named for that man, his defensive wife and the pissed off fans he left behind. Mostly, it's about a hamburger, though. And if this picture doesn't get you to check it out, there's something wrong with you. Bang it!

  • Erin Andrews Looking Hot At The CMAs With David Freese [PHOTOS]

    Erin Andrews Looking Hot At The CMAs With David Freese [PHOTOS]

    ESPN's Erin Andrews was standing around looking hot last night at the Country Music Awards. She also presented an award with the St. Louis Cardinals' hero David Freese. We have no idea what the award was for or who one it, but let's say it was for biggest redneck of the year. The point is, that is completely inconsequential. What is consequential is Erin Andrews looking hot and we've got the photos for you to drool over. Check it!

  • Texas Rangers World Champs & 29 Other Stupid Sports Tattoos [PHOTOS] Sports Tattoos

    Texas Rangers World Champs & 29 Other Stupid Sports Tattoos [PHOTOS]

    We've seen some stupid sports-related tattoos in our day, but this one might just take the cake. Some Texas Rangers superfan had Texas Rangers World Champs 2011 inked on his body. Why? He got it before his team choked and lost game 7 of the World Series to the St. Louis Cardinals. In honor of his miscue, here are some of the dumbest sports tattoos we've ever seen. Check it!

  • Bill Belichick Has Ditched The Hoodie For La Russa Jersey Other Sports

    Bill Belichick Has Ditched The Hoodie For La Russa Jersey

    New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick is supporting friend and St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony La Russa in one of the strangest ways we can fathom -- by wearing his jersey. It's kind of creepy if you ask us, but hey, we don't want to criticize the fashion plate that is Bill Belichick. Or do we? Here's the story of how this diabolical merger of Belichick and La Russa happened. Check it!

  • Bet Will Pay $375,000 If Cardinals Win World Series Other Sports

    Bet Will Pay $375,000 If Cardinals Win World Series

    The St. Louis Cardinals are three games away from winning the World Series and making one crazy bastard considerably wealthier. A St. Louis man laid $500 down on two bets picking the Cards to make the Series and win the Series on September 12. Vegas didn't think too much of the Cardinals odds at the time, so the payouts will be substantial. We run you through the particulars. Check it!

  • Cardinals Apparently Clinched NL Central, Not Wild Card [Photos] Other Sports

    Cardinals Apparently Clinched NL Central, Not Wild Card [Photos]

    As we've come to expect from St. Louis, some dimwit posted a bunch of "St. Louis Cardinals 2011 NL Central Champions" posters around the team's locker room before they celebrated their Wild Card berth. We suspect the Milwaukee Brewers, who finished six games ahead of St. Louis, might have something to say about that. Anyway, here's a gallery of the Cardinals celebrating whatever they think they won. Check it!

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