And here we just figured college football band twirlers were (A.) lesbian (B.) into long philosophical discussions on how wind affects flight (C.) not into sex (D.) never in bikinis. Then Megan McGeary came into our lives. You guys are looking at a chick that should light up the Internet over the next six months. Never before in the history of college football has there been a twirler more deserving of your pageviews. It's time for Megan to become famous. JUMP!