You guys have been put on notice. I'm about to take Mrs. Busted (yeah, she's actually off work today) to lunch and plan to be back in about an hour or two. The BC web developer has been notified that I want him tracking pageviews for this Serena Williams Christmas Day bikini ass explosion post. Over/Under on pageviews is about 5-6k during the lunch break. Act like you won't look all you want. We know better. It's like a five-car pileup. You just can't help but eyeballing that badonk. JUMP!