Just a couple days after catching FC Bayern nose picker jamming his finger up the nostril highway, we get Scunthorpe (yeah, we have no idea where that is) giving himself a ram job. Seriously, watch this video until you puke and report back. Most watches without puking just might win a prize. We'll know you're lying if you say 20 or more because it's impossible. You disgust us, Scunthorpe. JUMP!