Scott Van Pelt referenced something during his show today that shocked us, didn’t sound right and then the cable went out. Did he actually say something about his “wife?” One thing led to another and a Scott Van Pelt wedding registry was on our desktop. It seems the Internet’s hero managed to get married in October without a peep from us bloggers. How is that even possible? Not sure, but we can now look at what Scott and Stephanie didn’t get for wedding gifts. JUMP!

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